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January 26, 2009 03:15:54
Posted By The Write Editor
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This is what I promised myself I would never do when I got older:
· Roll my knee-high stockings down to my ankles
· Get excited by playing Bingo at The Center
· Pat children on the head and call them Sweetie
· Go to bed before nine
· Wear glasses
· If I did somehow yield to wearing glasses (through no fault of my own), then I certainly would never wear eyeglass chains
· Not wearing a bra, claiming it is more comfortable this way
· Form white spittle in the corners of my mouth (I’d just stop talking if that ever happened!)
· Grow facial hair
· Enjoy watching Murder, She Wrote reruns—again and again
· Buy shoes for comfort rather than style
· Use a blue rinse on my thinning white hair—I was not going to go white! Stop by next week so find out how well I'm sticking to my vow. You might just be surprised! Now it's your turn. What promises have you made never to do when you got old? |